Welcome aboard! by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Welcome aboard is a contemporary comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez for 8 characters. Possible adaptation for 9 or 10 actors

« Age doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese » said Kim Kardashian quoting Luis Buñuel. Life is like a cruise on the Titanic: whether you’re nibbling canapes on the top deck or slurping soup in the hold, at the end of the day we’re all destined to feed the fishes. So, as we wait for the inevitable iceberg, those of us who still can, might as well sit back, enjoy the orchestra and the sound of ice clinking in our glasses. A comedy laced with black humour throughout. The first metaphysical sitcom where the action takes place in an assisted living facility.

French original title: Bienvenue à bord !

English translation: Anne-Christine Gasc

Cast: 8 characters 

Most roles in this play are not gender-specific and can be changed to suit the cast.

Possible adaptation for 9 or 10 actors

A play written in February 2012

A play created in Beaucourt, at Foyer Georges Brassens, the 23rd of March 2013

Translation in Spanish : Bienvenidos a bordo (by Jean-Pierre Martinez)
Translation in Portuguese : 
Bem-vindos a bordo! (by Jean-Pierre Martinez)
Translation in Italian : Benvenuti a bordo! (by Jean-Pierre Martinez)

So Far, So Good: Living to the End Despite the Certainty of Shipwreck

Borrowing from the sitcom its single setting, recurring characters and episodic structure, the play turns the retirement home into a small society governed by waiting. The criminal plot and the promise of a cruise disrupt its routines without altering the destination shared by all: above all, they reveal the energy with which the residents continue to desire, compete and defend their place. The gallery of residents thus becomes a collective character, irreducible to the passive image so often associated with old age.

The black humour does not target old age itself, but rather the managerial language that reduces human lives to beds, costs and rankings. The parallel between waiting lists for nurseries and those for retirement homes sketches a society that manages individuals from their arrival to their departure. The metaphor of the ship reminds us that everyone is bound for the same shipwreck, though not everyone travels under the same conditions. The residents do not hope to avoid it: by continuing to laugh, desire and conspire, they assert their right to live fully to the end rather than consent to dying in advance.

Lyrics and music: Jean-Pierre Martinez

These songs may be used, without obligation, as part of a stage production, upon simple request to the author and without any additional fees.
The audio file is available upon request, subject to prior authorization from the author for the use of the play’s text.

Book published  by La Comédiathèque

ISBN 9782377058792 / February 2023

60 pages ; 18 x 12 cm ; paperback.

Price: 12 €

 

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