Miracle at Saint Mary Juana Abbey by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Miracle at Saint Mary Juana Abbey is a contemporary comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez from 10 to 14 characters.
The abbey’s gift shop, which funds the nuns’ charity work, is seeing a decline in sales: the abbey’s famous Saint Mary Juana’s Holy Elixir, a concoction claiming to cure all ailments, is no longer a best seller. That is, until an enterprising nun decides to improve the recipe with a mysterious plant. The potion’s renewed success is incredible. Could it be Saint Mary Juana’s latest miracle?
Original title in French : Miracle au couvent de Sainte Marie-Jeanne
English translation by the author
Cast: from 10 to 14 characters
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A play written in December 2015
A play created at Vimont, the 18th of November 2016
Translations
in Spanish : Milagro en el Convento de Santa María-Juana (translation by the author)
in Portuguese : Milagre no Convento de Santa Maria-Joana (Tradução de João Bartolomeu Amorim)
in Italien : Miracolo nel convento di Santa Maria Giovanna (translation by the author)
Miracle at Saint Mary Juana Abbey, the songs
English version
French version
Spanish version
Lyrics and music: Jean-Pierre Martinez
These songs may be used, without obligation, as part of a stage production, upon simple request to the author and without any additional fees.
The audio file is available upon request, subject to prior authorization from the author for the use of the play’s text.
If religion is the opium of the people, why shouldn’t convents sell hallucinogenic elixirs?
Miracle at the Convent of Sainte Marie-Jeanne turns the monastery shop into the laboratory of a business that is as thriving as it is out of control. The successive arrival of customers, police officers and drug dealers accompanies the gradual transformation of a charitable enterprise into an illicit trade. Religious vocabulary begins to merge with the language of marketing: faith becomes a brand, the miracle a sales promise, and saving the convent the argument used to justify every compromise. The farce thus explores how a good intention can, step by step, provide its own justification for increasingly dubious practices.
The final return to the original formula reveals, however, that the elixir’s true active ingredient lies in the belief of those who consume it. A new label is enough to prolong both its effects and its success, as though the story attached to the product mattered more than its actual composition. The play therefore does more than simply mock religion or commerce: it reveals their shared power to turn a collective fiction into an effective reality. Like theatre itself, the miracle works as soon as everyone agrees to believe in it.
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